We sit down and allow the urine to pass from our bladder though our uretha. It isn't a very complicated process, but poor diet, too much sugar or vaginal insertion of an unclean foreign body can cause a urinary tract infection (commonly referred to as a UTI).
Explaining to a virgin what sex feels like is paramount to trying to describe the color blue to a blind man, I am afraid! You'll have to find out for yourself! Happy hunting!
You need to get a better hobby. You and your sister seem to have too much time on your hands. You DO realize that by "borrowing" a few security sensors, you left valuable merchandise untagged and likely to get stolen, right? I might have the morals of an alley cat, but even *I* can see that's just wrong!
Want the CRAP spanked out of you? Apply HERE! Spankings hurt, that's why they're used as punishment, hun. I would take some arnica tablets prior to, and after the spanking. Also, arnica gel on the bruises helps here them faster. Taking a nylon-bristles brush (one normally used for hair) and brushing downward on the bruised areas lightly three or four times a day will help the discoloration break up and dissipate more quickly, too.
Roger, there ARE penis-extending sex toys, though I am not sure how well they work...a few can be found here. If you take a gander thru the Penis Stuff section here on AskKayla, you'll find other tips and tricks. BTW, chances are your girlfriend isn't as concerned with the size of your fuckstick as much as you are!
I haven't, but that doesn't mean I won't...whatcha got in mind? How long? Where? How severe? OTK? Paddle, hand, belt, cane, etc?
Pitch me, baby...sell me it!
Long live the "All black men have huge cocks" myth! HAHAHA! Here's the deal, with such sweet rumors as the "Black man=huge cock" and "once you go black, you never go back" (honorary mention to "the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice"), it is hard for a sexually naive woman to resist going after that "guaranteed thing"! (I am not going to bother addressing the whole "She might have daddy issues" possibility.
While I am a connoisseur of black fuckstick, here is the honest truth: they are not ALL huge. There are black guys with small cocks, just as there are white guys with huge ones. I think Tears for Fears said it best...people are people...the same variances run in each race. Tell your lady friend I said, "Sorry, princess. Go for the man, not the color of his skin!"
Now, if that is but one thing on a list of a myriad of sexual fantasies to fulfill before she ties the knot, kudos! The only part that ruffled my feathers was the "She is going to marry a white." thing....if a brother is good enough to bed, why is the idea of marrying one inconceivable?
Apparently your friends have never heard of Fall Out Boy, Pantera, System of a Down, Say Anything, of course ZZ Tops...the list goes on and on...all rockers, all bearded, most with long hair. Jim Morrison sported that look and had no problem filling his bed! Your friend is either just messing with you or has nothing else about you to criticize!
Don't worry about what your boy thinks, worry about what your girl thinks!
Heya Tom, glad my movies are helping you through some long, hard nights! The age of whom you choose to lose your cherry to doesn't strike me as important...there are well-versed "whores" of all ages, so if you're thinking age=experience, then you've not seen the typical American teenager lately! ;)
Jenny, I couldn't find any equivalent to "left ear buccaneer, right ear queer" rules for eyebrows.
- I did find this, however:
- "The usual place to pierce the eyebrow is at a 40 degree angle from the outside corner of the eye, however, it may be pierced anywhere along the eyebrow from directly above the eye, to the edge of the eyebrow. The eyebrow should never be pierced further in than directly above the eye, because of the presence of the three major Supra-Orbital nerves, piercing one of these nerves can cause permanent damage.
The piercing is usually done at an angle to make the ring sit better, if the piercing is done vertically it sits directly outward and has a greater likelihood of migration."
(Quoted from Wikipedia)
From experience, I can tell you that the cartilage, or tip of the ear piercing, is going to hurt. Go to a pro, don't risk it by trying to do it yourself. It will heal slower than the earlobe and the gold ring will get caught by your hairbrush far more often than you think...resulting in a jarring pain that races through your ear and down your neck!
Try getting your "good side" done...you know, the side you favor in photos!
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