Phil Kent asked: How do women pee? And, I need alot of information on vaginas I dont really know anytihng... Can U please help me plus what does sex feel like and what do tits feel like??

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We sit down and allow the urine to pass from our bladder though our uretha. It isn't a very complicated process, but poor diet, too much sugar or vaginal insertion of an unclean foreign body can cause a urinary tract infection (commonly referred to as a UTI).

Explaining to a virgin what sex feels like is paramount to trying to describe the color blue to a blind man, I am afraid! You'll have to find out for yourself! Happy hunting!



Casey asked: Kalya - I am need of some advice. I lost a bet to my sister, which will result my agreeing to a session with a professional spanker(still not sure if this is what it's called) at a birthday party thrown my honor. I'm the ultimate prankster, so the bet was that I could not go 6 months without a prank, and in turn, she not be able to buy anything on credit(she's a credit card junky). I had set up a prank prior to this bet, and it was one of my better ones, and I didn't want to give it up - so I was hoping it would not be revealed within the 6 months, and risk losing. I managed to "borrow" the little security strips on high priced merchandise from a handful of shops that she frequented on a regular basis. I got stopped on the way out the door, but with no pocketbook or packages they let me pass. I then sewed each of these security strips into my sisters coat/jacket linings, along with into the seam of her pocketbook. Everytime she went into one of these stores or rather left, the alarm went off. Stores get suspicious if you set those alarms off too many times…haha. Within 2 weeks of the 6months, I was ratted out by a former 'victim.' I went back to the stores and explained that she was not a shoplifter - one manager thought it was so funny he gave me a gift certicate! Oh well, back to the advice - I did a little internet research as I didn't know a professional spanker exist -and wanted to know what I had gotten myself into. Are the spanking videos for real or are sound effects added? I am the last of 6 kids, and although my parents did not spare any rods, being the baby had it's advantages and I usually set this same sister up in whatever mischief I got into and she got the brunt of whatever punshment got doled out. So other than sports related 'go get em' taps or towel snap fights, I've never actually had a spanking - hence my ever growing fear of what appears to be painful. I have about a month before the party - so is there anything that I can do to lessen how this might hurt? I'm a fairly petite person from top to the literal bottom. I'm really hoping this is a prank all unto itself.

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You need to get a better hobby. You and your sister seem to have too much time on your hands. You DO realize that by "borrowing" a few security sensors, you left valuable merchandise untagged and likely to get stolen, right? I might have the morals of an alley cat, but even *I* can see that's just wrong!

Want the CRAP spanked out of you? Apply HERE! Spankings hurt, that's why they're used as punishment, hun. I would take some arnica tablets prior to, and after the spanking. Also, arnica gel on the bruises helps here them faster. Taking a nylon-bristles brush (one normally used for hair) and brushing downward on the bruised areas lightly three or four times a day will help the discoloration break up and dissipate more quickly, too.



roger asked: hi There, love the site and your work! I have a question that many men have already ask i suposse. Sorry.... I have an somewhat average cock size and wish to make it larger for my girlfriend. Would there be anything i can do? Penis streches/weights or pills i've tried a pump but it doesnt seem to work that great! What are your suggestions and ideas? Thanks

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Roger, there ARE penis-extending sex toys, though I am not sure how well they work...a few can be found here. If you take a gander thru the Penis Stuff section here on AskKayla, you'll find other tips and tricks. BTW, chances are your girlfriend isn't as concerned with the size of your fuckstick as much as you are!



fanatic asked: Ho kayla do you do private spankings and if so whats the cost ?

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I haven't, but that doesn't mean I won't...whatcha got in mind? How long? Where? How severe? OTK? Paddle, hand, belt, cane, etc?

Pitch me, baby...sell me it!



Larry asked: what the deal about Black men? My lady friend whats to fuck a Black man before she gets married but our friend her not to because she would what to keep getting more, She is going to marry a white. What gives?

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Long live the "All black men have huge cocks" myth! HAHAHA! Here's the deal, with such sweet rumors as the "Black man=huge cock" and "once you go black, you never go back" (honorary mention to "the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice"), it is hard for a sexually naive woman to resist going after that "guaranteed thing"! (I am not going to bother addressing the whole "She might have daddy issues" possibility.

While I am a connoisseur of black fuckstick, here is the honest truth: they are not ALL huge. There are black guys with small cocks, just as there are white guys with huge ones. I think Tears for Fears said it best...people are people...the same variances run in each race. Tell your lady friend I said, "Sorry, princess. Go for the man, not the color of his skin!"

Now, if that is but one thing on a list of a myriad of sexual fantasies to fulfill before she ties the knot, kudos! The only part that ruffled my feathers was the "She is going to marry a white." thing....if a brother is good enough to bed, why is the idea of marrying one inconceivable?



Tom asked: Me again, What do you think of guys who like metal music? I got long hair and a beard you see and my friend is always getting on me about it saying that most girls don't like that look for a guy and that I should change my appearance. Wht do you think?

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Apparently your friends have never heard of Fall Out Boy, Pantera, System of a Down, Say Anything, of course ZZ Tops...the list goes on and on...all rockers, all bearded, most with long hair. Jim Morrison sported that look and had no problem filling his bed! Your friend is either just messing with you or has nothing else about you to criticize!

Don't worry about what your boy thinks, worry about what your girl thinks!



Tom asked: Hi Kayla, your so hot and I really love watching you, I really ebjoy the lesbian and milf movies that you are in. I often fantasis about doin it with an older women, but Im a virgin. Do you think it would be good for me to loose it to a older women? I've got no one in mind, Im just wondering.

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Heya Tom, glad my movies are helping you through some long, hard nights! The age of whom you choose to lose your cherry to doesn't strike me as important...there are well-versed "whores" of all ages, so if you're thinking age=experience, then you've not seen the typical American teenager lately! ;)



Jenny asked: HI THERE. JUST NEED SOME ADVICE. I WANT MY EYEBROW PIERCED WITH A BAR BELL AND I WANT THE TOP OF MY EAR PIERCED WITH A GOLD EAR RING (NOT A STUD). WHICH SIDE DO YOU RECOMMEND FOR THE EYEBROW AND WHICH SIDE FOR THE EAR. WHICH SIDE DO MOST GIRLS GET IT DONE AT? JENNY 22 x

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Jenny, I couldn't find any equivalent to "left ear buccaneer, right ear queer" rules for eyebrows.

    I did find this, however:
  • "The usual place to pierce the eyebrow is at a 40 degree angle from the outside corner of the eye, however, it may be pierced anywhere along the eyebrow from directly above the eye, to the edge of the eyebrow. The eyebrow should never be pierced further in than directly above the eye, because of the presence of the three major Supra-Orbital nerves, piercing one of these nerves can cause permanent damage.

    The piercing is usually done at an angle to make the ring sit better, if the piercing is done vertically it sits directly outward and has a greater likelihood of migration."

  • (Quoted from Wikipedia)

From experience, I can tell you that the cartilage, or tip of the ear piercing, is going to hurt. Go to a pro, don't risk it by trying to do it yourself. It will heal slower than the earlobe and the gold ring will get caught by your hairbrush far more often than you think...resulting in a jarring pain that races through your ear and down your neck!

Try getting your "good side" done...you know, the side you favor in photos!






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