Squirting Tips, Advice And Information
They would have to pay me VERY well...not because I do not like women or squirting...but because I am not generally dominated by a woman, much less by several of them at once!
You are more than welcome to contact JM Productions and inform them of your desire to see me covered in girl nectar...
I am a squirter, but try to keep it under control unless: it is someone else' place and they don't mind the cleaning up; I'm in a spot that doesn't require cleaning up (hot tub, outdoors, a bachelors messy place) or I know I am getting my carpets cleaned within the next 2-3 days!
Hi Billy, do I like having my pussy liked? Does the Pope wear a funny looking hat?!
Seriously though, when it comes to eating carpet, it is all about technique! Take your time, warm me up with some kissing, some fondling...get my juices flowing! A wet pussy is a yummy pussy. If you seem afraid to get your face in there and get messy...well, let me just say if you're just going to play at eating snatch, don't waste my time! Bring it strong or don't bring it at all! Now that you've got my motor humming, go for that clit. Remember: you want to worship my clit with your tongue, not punish it! Flick your tongue gently up and down, back and forth teasing my clit into a frenzy. Utilize your tongue AND your lips to suck my clitty kitty to a purr. Stick out your tongue and fuck my slit with it, thrusting in and out...mmmmm! Don't feel like you're limited to only using your mouth; stimulate me with your fingers while your tongue is busy. Want me to squirt? Then stick two fingers in my vag (palm-side up), curl your fingers upwards and make the "come here" gesture...stimulate the g-spot and you'll get a wet gush!
Hello Crystal. We can fix this! First of all, you have GOT to be honest with him. Knock off the play-acting. If he thinks he is doing what it takes to get you off, he will never change what he does and you will never be truly satisfied. This sounds to me a lot like a combination of insecurity and male bravado. (No man wants to hear murmurs that he has a sexually unsatisfied girlfriend, if you've told your best friend about this I PROMISE she has told someone else.) At a time when you are NOT in the moment, when you are NOT doing anything sexual, you need to tenderly broach this subject. Tell him the truth. That you enjoy sex with him, love it when he fucks the Hell out of you but that the pressure of his constant interrogation is keeping you from relaxing and enjoying your sex to the fullest. Feel like you cannot bring this up out of the blue? Or you have and he is slipping back in to that crappy ass pattern? When you are in bed getting frisky, ask him to slow it down. Respond enthusiastically both verbally and physically to "good touch" and minimally to "bad touch". If you let your body lead, his cock WILL follow!
Now, the squirting thing. Yeah, I know this one from experience. I am more of a gusher, but have been known to squirt wickedly once in a while. I don't guarantee it, tho. I have not mastered it enough yet! I am still working on the reliability factor. The thing with squirting is this: you have to be totally relaxed and totally in the moment. The more pressured you are to squirt, the less likely you will. Period. If you are interested in teaching yourself to squirt, I recommend Nina Hartley's Guide. I know her personally and she has a gift for teaching! She is concise and keeps it simple. I adore her!
Crystal, stop faking the moans unless you are willing to spend the rest of this relationship in a sexual quagmire. Eventually, if you haven't already, you will begin to resent your man and dread sex. Why?! Let me know how it turns out? :)
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