Ask Kayla Quinn

Do penis pumps work? Yes... and no... they work, but only temporarily. The way these pumps works is fairly simple in theory. The pumps creates a vacuum which makes the flaccid penis fill with blood, look! Already, an increase in size! An erect cock is bigger than a limp one, after all! The effects are not permanent, though.

I looked all over the place and read way more than I ever thought I would about penis pumps, penis exercises, penis enhancement herbs, penis enhancement tablets and drugs. I thought we gals had it bad with our pussies! You have as many people trying to sell you stuff for your trouser snakes as we do for our clitty kitties! Basically, if the url I Googled sounded like it was trying to sell me something other than a penis pump, it bashed their usefulness, if it sold them then it sang their praises. I then turned my search to the medical sites (I am a faithful follower of WebMD). I only found ONE reference to any published medical reports on penis enlargement pumps. Now, this information was published in the British Journal of Urology International in 2006. They basically found volunteers with small penises to use penis pumps three times a week, for twenty minutes each session, over a period of six months. The study wasn't conducted using a sex shop style penis pump, it was a clinically tested vacuum erection device. At the end of the study there was an average increase of 0.3 centimeters, which is not statistically significant. But interestingly, even though this average increase is minor, 30% of the men who participated said they were satisfied with the "treatment". It made me wonder why these guys were so thrilled with the results. Maybe it was just the hour of attention they focused on their cocks every week? I dunno... Considering some of the risks cited by WebMD, I am amazed anyone would trust their little buddy to these things!

Wanna know why? Here ya go! An erection acquired with a penis pump can actually leave you bruised. This is usually painless and generally will go away in a few days. Your cock may be numb, yes NUMB, purplish and cold. (Oh, yummy!) Also, you may look forward to a possible decrease in the force of your ejaculation. Nothing painful or dangerous, but different. (Don't worry, it should still FEEL good!) If you would still like to try one out, here are a few to choose from.

Now, instead of stopping here, I went on to look into natural penis exercisers that can help increase your cockage. These come with small weights which help stretch and loosen the muscles surrounding the penis, allowing it to pull further from the body thus giving the illusion of length (in fact they are just letting what is there "come out" further). THESE results are permanent as long as you stick to the regiment they give you. Want more info on those? Try here.

Before you get TOO hyped up about various herbal supplements, (I am neither trying to persuade nor dissuade from these, just mentioning a little known fact), do some research before you just start popping pills... if it is labeled a "supplement", it did not have to meet FDA protocol. FDA guidelines and standards are only for food and drugs... NOT supplements! A little 'loop-hole' in need of plugging up, IMHO. If you are looking for a place to start with that type of research, try here... it has links to various herbs, supplements, etc.

You know what? Make a porn whore feel good and run any pills you are considering past your doctor first... or at least check into the various effects of the key ingredients and any known drug interactions!